"I need a hug or an orgasm."
— Unknown (via guccier)
two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids
looks more like an orgy
someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious
the nerve of some people
I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.