"I need a hug or an orgasm."

— Unknown  (via guccier)

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burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

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spooky-living-pastry:

dlubes:

vengefulgoddess728:

harryorgans:

two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids

looks more like an orgy

someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious

the nerve of some people

spooky-living-pastry:

dlubes:

vengefulgoddess728:

harryorgans:

two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids

looks more like an orgy

someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious

the nerve of some people

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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eabernathy:

halloween in Australia

image

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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makemysoulache:

Shots fired

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

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loldork:

I’ll follow back

loldork:

I’ll follow back

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

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mcmahonism:

the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life

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visacredit:

ummm…

visacredit:

ummm…

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